My Favorite Quotes:
"The thing about Captain Oates, the thing you have to remember about Captain Oates is.... Captain Oates was a prat!"
-Arnold Rimmer "Red Dwarf"
"Well at least he gets 24 hours notice, more than most of us get. All most of us get 'Mind that bus.' 'What bus?' Splat."
-Rimmer
"If we're talking about famous firsts. My first french kiss. Gonna be a killer story. Fourteen years old, we went on
holiday with my Uncle Frank and his two daughters, sixteen, twins, blonde. Well I knew that Sarah fancied me, but I wasn't
too sure about Alice. Anyway, middle of the night I woke up with this tongue stuck down my throat. Wide awake now, I couldn't
believe my eyes. It was my Uncle Frank, he got the wrong room, he thought I was my Mum. -Rimmer
"I may be thick as a whale omelette...."
-The Price of Wales (George) "Blackadder III"
"A Shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind something draws near, I can feel it." Legolas 'LOTR (movie)'
"Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box" -Legolas
(Talking to Gimli @ the battle of Helms
Deep) 'LOTR (movie)'
"Join Brad Swaile Mail, so you too can have your name attached to the most desirable voice actor in North America." -Brad
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